Two things
First, I might be going a little blinder. This might be alarming for people who don't know me and assume that I have 20/20 vision. That's what you get for assuming! I'm just about bat-like without glasses or contacts.
But I've developed this annoying little spot on my eye. At first I thought I had a micro spec of dust on my contact lens, but when the itty bitty spec showed up on my right eye while I wasn't wearing my contacts. I flushed out the eye, put in some drops and nothing has worked. Now little tiny spec is driving me slowly crazy. So I'm off to the doctor today.
It's like this weird little tiny blind spot. The best way I can describe it -- you know how kinda crappy laptop monitors are all pixels and how sometimes one single pixel goes out? That's what it looks like to me. Weird. Anyway, I'm calling the doc today to find out what the damage is.
Hopefully I'm not going all blind again like I did when I had the worst case of conjunctivitis ever!
And the other thing...
I'm in love with two new TV shows. The Osbournes over on the MTV is excellent. Seriously, TWOP said it best when they wrote Ozzy is both 7 and 87 at the same time. HI-larious. It's on Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30CT. I'm also intrigued by Andy Richter Controls the Universe. I've only seen one episode, so the jury is still a bit out -- but I like what I've seen. Andy's on over on The Fox at 8:30/7:30 CT.
Good TV is hard to find, hence I'm bummed about my blown eye pixel or whatever this thing is.
And Now for the Winter
I knew it was too good to be true.
Now I'm looking at a steady falling of snow. We're almost a full week into spring and all we've gotten for it -- frigid temps and falling snow. Yaay!
If only my landlord would be a bit more generous with the heat.
The Big O
Lots and lots and lots has been and will be written about the Oscars by people who are smarter and have more cred than me. Let me just say, a couple of things. Yaay Denzel. Boo everything else, except that neat little number by the Cirque.
Maybe everything else wasn't bad. I only watched about 15 minutes. But seriously, do the Oscars need to be 5 hours long?
The Fu Flu
There's this like cold/flu thing going around my office and it's been spreading like wildfire. I call it the Fu Flu because it's so bad it's like some kind of mystical kung fu flu. Even the mighty who are like "I never get sick" are falling. I have not yet become a victim despite Deeps coming back from NY with it. And everyone around me has had it, but I've been enjoying this weird peppery tasting Tang thing called Airborne. So far I have weird breath but no Fu Flu. Beware the Fu Flu and be sure to drink your OJ.
Thaw-tastic
Once I thaw a bit later this week I'll be posting some exciting news about a celebrity encounter and my new crappy digital camera. Who knows -- there may be photos.
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