Bottom of the Barrel
When your name is Professor Murder and you squee with joy and piddle a little on the rug when you meet new people, you’re not really that tough.

Also – when you run from a plastic chew toy because it makes a squeaky noise – you are really, really not tough.

Way to be a bull dog. Still you’re cute. And like all dogs and children – were totally fascinated by my husband. FYI – you can’t win him over with cuteness. He’s too strong for that. Cheese, however, is a different story.