Independence Day
My in-laws are coming.
So that can only result in conversation topics like:
Why – because you’re fat?
When will you have kids?
That is ‘spensive.
And always followed up by: because you’re fat?
That reminds me, I need to buy some of that new Peach Absolut. Luckily - they're only staying for one night.
There
You know, I never thought I'd say this, but after reading that, I'm rather glad my mother-in-law lives nearby and the father-in-law lives far enough away that visits are RARE. What a weird feeling.
I need to go lie down.