Hello cats and kittens – everyone knows that I am privy to all the hot dish for your favorite television shows. That’s right the citizens of Hollyweird run right for their phones to call me and tell me all the big, breaking news. Why? Because Sweeps is nearly here! Fasten your seatbelts – November is going to be bumpy!
Someone will die.
Who – I do not know. When? I have no idea. What show? Take a guess.
Someone will get married!
It’s true! And you’ll have a whole year to give your gift – if nuptials last that long.
Someone will get knocked up – because – someone did it, with you know, someone else.
Someone will learn a terrible secret – and/or pay a terrible price for knowing a terrible secret.
Something – somewhere- very shocking will happen to someone/something at some time. IT will be the most shocking thing you’ve seen all week. Or possibly in the past 15 minutes. And it will be a cliffhanger that will leave you breathless until sometime in December or January – whenever the show comes back on with new episodes.
You want specifics? I don’t deal in specifics people – I deal in big ideas. Do your own research! God, that’s what the Internet is for!
Fire up your Tivos and make sure the batteries in your remote are fresh.