Wednesday, April 26, 2006

What I think about TomKitten or It’s either this or plagiarism
Baker and I commuted home together yesterday.

We were chatting about his exciting new job and I was sharing the story about how I made an ass of myself at Yoga.

Then he turned to me, in a moment of faux seriousness.

Baker: So what do you think about this whole Tom and Katie and Suri thing?
Me: What don’t I think about it?
Baker: You know – I am getting married in a few months to a woman I love more than anyone. I love Mimi more than I could possibly put into words. But I do not climb on furniture or run around declaring my love to her, loudly and often to strangers.
Me: You know how we show our love? We do things for each other. Like maybe we grow our hair longer because the other one likes it.
Baker: I don’t put as much seasoning in my tacos because Mimi doesn’t like them too spicy.
Me: Yeah, and my hair was like – short. I learned the hard way.
Baker: I thought you were talking about Deeps’ hair.
Me: No – I cut my hair short and he didn’t like it.
Baker: How short.
Me: Like your length.
Baker: That’s short.
Me: I know. It looked good in person but didn’t photograph well.
Baker: Oh.
Me: He DVRs shows that he thinks I will like.
Baker: Why did you cut your hair?
Me: I had this dream that I was on Oprah and she gave me a makeover with short hair and that it was very cute. Then when I woke up in the morning I went to a walk-in hair place and got it cut.
Baker: Wow.
Me: Yeah, that’s what Deeps said.
Baker: Suri’s going to have a weird life.
Me: Yeah – I think maybe Tom just doesn’t know how to express himself in a social situation. I think he’s too rich and he just doesn’t know how to do normal things for people.
Baker: Like cut his hair.
Me: Or make tacos just so.
Baker: That’s love.
Me: So true. No jumping or sweating or mussing up the sofa is required.

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2 Comments:

Blogger don't call me MA'AM said...

I still say there's something fishy about the whole thing. Conspiracy theories abound.

11:26 PM  
Blogger Alyssa said...

I couldn't agree with you more. I'm waiting for the big tell-all Book when Suri is 25.

6:22 AM  

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