I'm a mean one

I know I’m a bad person.

Frankly, this fact has been previously established – you don’t have to read a lot of blog entries here to figure that out.

I’ve been dodging the Girl Scouts. They’re everywhere: the office, the T station, my front porch.

When I hear them wailing at the train station – I kind of clench and I wonder why they won’t leave me alone.

Stop oppressing me with your delicious thin mints! I cannot have those in my house.

I’ve been faking phone calls when they hit me up. That seems to be working. I’ve suggested that I just give them money and they don’t give me cookies. Technically, I guess the Girl Scouts are shaking me down that way – but I’m cool with it.

Maybe if their troop leader is cool with it, we can work something out. I wonder if those little girls have been watching The Sopranos on A&E.

See – I told you I’m bad.

Labels: 2007, weird stuff