White Out
Summer means a lot of things to people - sun, sand, ice cream, and relaxation. For others, it means white pants.
I like white pants as much as the next person, but they can be a little problematic. I think we all understand that white is unforgiving.
We've all been there, new white shirts seem to attract bits of food and drips of coffee faster than anything. Where'd this ketchup come from, you might ask? I haven't eaten ketchup since 2003 - and yet there it is on your shirt.
Today I walked behind lovely woman. As she climbed the stairs in front of me I noticed that her lovely white pants revealed more than she probably wanted to share with strangers. Apparently she forgot that when wearing white pants you should make sure not to wear blue polka dot drawers.
I guess it's not her little secret anymore.
There
Today you wrote today twice today. I wrote today four times.
I SOOOO wish you had taken a picture of the blue-polka-dot offender! Would have made a great visual!
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That's going to be my new career... paparazzi for fashion faux pas. Maybe Glamour will hire me or something.
Wouldn't it be horrible to discover... She wasn't actually wearing any underwear at all!
I'm pretty sure she was sporting drawers. Otherwise, I hope she's got some good insurance.
I know I didn't have my camera at the ready. I've got to pack it in my bag for tomorrow. Just in case.