While you were out

Hey friends! How was the honeymoon? Was it all you hoped it would be and more? I hope you guys had fun.

Yeah, it's been raining since you got married. Hard to believe, I know.

So a couple things happened while you were away. Your apartment is really cute. That kitchen is huge! But. Uhm. Mostly this happened. The ceiling in your bathroom collapsed.

As best as we can tell, it probably happened shortly after you closed the door to your apartment and left the country. Things like this happen. In fact, according to this highly detailed spreadsheet of things we predicted might go wrong on your trip, this was very likely to happen.

Yes, we had a pool. We bet on your tragedy. Just remember, comedy is tragedy that happens to other people. Besides, we were going to buy you a beer with our winnings.

And frankly, looking at this photo, can you blame us for betting?

We think it is mostly fixed now. Thank goodness you didn't leave the landlord's phone number in a convenient location. That would have made things too easy!

Oh and we have your cat. You know, she's the one who tipped us off initially - little white paw prints were everywhere. Don't worry - she's fine.

But for your sake, I hope you brought us home something better than a t-shirt.

Labels: 2008, weird stuff